I was noodling about on the internet the other night listening to Lou Reed and something made me Wikipedia his song, so I read inadvertently about this one which, excuse my very great ignorance, I was entirely unaware of before.
Very lovely, in that early 60s 'Patti Page And Lemonade' kind of way.
I needs to get me more doo wop.
The Excellents - 'Coney Island Baby' (1962)
Their nearly-men story here.