The lines are closed and the votes have been counted. You plumped by a clear margin for the 'Tarty 80s Classic' - and I was so
hoping you would...
The Human League - 'Hard Times' (1982)
Originally the B side to the 'Love Action' single, this is the Martin Rushent
remix from the League Unlimited Orchestra's 'Love And Dancing'
mini LP and it is quite glorious - as fine a slice of electronic pop as you're ever likely to hear.
Back in the day, our school ran an innovative Friday night club for 2nd and 3rd formers called, radically enough, '2-3 Club'. It was very much a club of two halves: the first part of the evening occupied with plenary activities run by volunteer 6th formers - photography club, Scalextric
club, war games club, football club; the second part of the evening a disco.
When we were little kids we attended, and when we were big kids we got to help run things - and me and another guy did the disco every week (there had to be two of us because there was only one turntable and someone had to change the records while someone else talked in the gaps. Classy.)
My co-DJ had the 12" single of 'Hard Times/Love Action' which segues both tracks into an inspired electroboogie whole, and it used to go down a storm
. Usefully, it was also long enough to allow the DJs a toilet break....
Tragically, that 12" mix is unavailable
on the League's recently issued compilation
of remixes and 'rarities'. Aren't record companies rubbish?
Anyhoo, why not turn down the lights in the front room tonight and dance like Joanne and Susanne
? You'll feel better about everything
, I promise.