When I volunteered to be a parent governor at the eldest's school eighteen months ago, I couldn't have imagined that some bright spark would one day arrange a 'leadership strategy session' from 3-8pm on a Friday night. I'm sure you'll all agree that in terms of intelligent meeting scheduling, that sure bites the big one.
So....tragically I'll be late for cocktails tonight.
Do start without me, there's some booze in the fridge.
Larry Williams & Johnny Watson - 'Too Late' (1969)