One each for these guys Glo and I will have a large Tanquary and tonic. You best put one behind the bar for SA and Dickie as well. Feeling rather generous tonight.
Ey up. Drewster's got the cash oot. Get it while you can. Akin to seeing someone nail a jelly to the wall. Cheeky chaser pse Glo. Medicinal dark rum. Had the green phlegm soldiers in all week. (ally musta shared my tumbler). Better today though. Why, it's like Grandstand in my life today. Racing at Wetherby this afty and Rugby League at Headingley tonight. Daughter accompanying me to both - which is the bestest bit. Had £1 ew on a 100/1 winner. Good innit. Paid for the day.
John Smiths too please, pet. And 1 in the barrel for all-comer commenters tonight. As long as there aint 157 - like there was that time Davye put a pic of breasts on the page or summat.
Cheap round. ('Cept for SA who's somewhat overtired and dropped a pickled agg down Glo's cleavage). Did I tell you that I went to school with Steve Nallon - who did the voice of Thatcher on Spittin Image. (Oh, I did). Anyway, following a lull of 20 years, he's had a good week this week. Hundreds of media calls. Win win eh. He used to entertain me in the dinner quueue, with impersonations of personalities of the time. Awaiting mince & onions and spotted dick with Frankie Howerd, Ted Heath, Robin Day and Albert Steptoe was a fuckin scream.
Tune, Mr H.
ReplyDeleteIt most certainly is.
ReplyDelete... God bless you and lord keep you. May you live, live, live a good life ...
ReplyDeletePint Mr H? Fancy a beer Walter?
ReplyDeleteOne each for these guys Glo and I will have a large Tanquary and tonic. You best put one behind the bar for SA and Dickie as well. Feeling rather generous tonight.
Blimey, it's the last of the big spenders as me mother would say. Thanks Drewster, I'll have a rosado and dream of summer.
ReplyDeleteNever mind summer are we ever going to see bloody spring?
ReplyDeletecough medicine and a box of tissues for me please. and two more episodes of parks and recreation. choooo...
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Oh, here we go. Germy Lil's in again.
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ReplyDeleteEy up. Drewster's got the cash oot. Get it while you can. Akin to seeing someone nail a jelly to the wall.
ReplyDeleteCheeky chaser pse Glo. Medicinal dark rum. Had the green phlegm soldiers in all week. (ally musta shared my tumbler). Better today though. Why, it's like Grandstand in my life today. Racing at Wetherby this afty and Rugby League at Headingley tonight. Daughter accompanying me to both - which is the bestest bit. Had £1 ew on a 100/1 winner. Good innit. Paid for the day.
John Smiths too please, pet. And 1 in the barrel for all-comer commenters tonight. As long as there aint 157 - like there was that time Davye put a pic of breasts on the page or summat.
Love to all.
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Wahey! Pint please, several if Drew and DVD are buying. May have a rum as well. Nice win on the horses Dickie. How's everyone been?
ReplyDeleteWicked Witched out
ReplyDeleteWe've got another five days of it at least I fear, Davy.
ReplyDeleteLet's just get drunk and forget about it.
Cheap round. ('Cept for SA who's somewhat overtired and dropped a pickled agg down Glo's cleavage).
ReplyDeleteDid I tell you that I went to school with Steve Nallon - who did the voice of Thatcher on Spittin Image. (Oh, I did). Anyway, following a lull of 20 years, he's had a good week this week. Hundreds of media calls. Win win eh.
He used to entertain me in the dinner quueue, with impersonations of personalities of the time. Awaiting mince & onions and spotted dick with Frankie Howerd, Ted Heath, Robin Day and Albert Steptoe was a fuckin scream.