Laird O'The Rum And Solpadol, you can tell him by the creak and crack of ancient bones. Just enjoyed a Southern Jessie Brakspear Bitter but moving on to the Vina Sol shortly, as is my way. Cheers.
Alreet. Beastly night 'round these parts. Expect to see werewolves on the wet n windy moors tonight. Pint of Black Sheep for me Glo' and 3 bags of those scampi fries; the ones that make yer fingers smell fishy!
So drew .. how's the Irn Bru buyout going. Have they moved to Essex yet? And when Scotland goes all Independent like, what will your military consist of - 3 rowing boats, a sopwith camel and Moira Anderson in a tin hat?
It will not come to pass Dickie and if it did where would the British Army get all it's cannon fodder? The Daily Mail readers wouldn't allow that many Nepalese families into their green and pleasant land.
Another round over here Gloria and another couple of them painkillers.
Yes simon. The beeb cant get enough of him these days. Expect a 'love in' with Wiggins soon. Was a time in the late 80s when Weller couldnt get a look in.
I'll join you in a drink Mr H. Rum and Solpadol go really well. Have put my back out again!
ReplyDeletebtw - I'm too much of a pleb to be a Laird but thanks for the shout out.
Laird O'The Rum And Solpadol, you can tell him by the creak and crack of ancient bones. Just enjoyed a Southern Jessie Brakspear Bitter but moving on to the Vina Sol shortly, as is my way. Cheers.
ReplyDeleteI do like some Vina Sol.
ReplyDeleteAlso I would like to apologise upfront for any incoherent ranting later on it will be the drugs and booze.
*double-locks door*
ReplyDeleteAlreet. Beastly night 'round these parts. Expect to see werewolves on the wet n windy moors tonight. Pint of Black Sheep for me Glo' and 3 bags of those scampi fries; the ones that make yer fingers smell fishy!
ReplyDeleteSo drew .. how's the Irn Bru buyout going. Have they moved to Essex yet? And when Scotland goes all Independent like, what will your military consist of - 3 rowing boats, a sopwith camel and Moira Anderson in a tin hat?
*Lights touch paper and stands well back* ...
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ReplyDeleteIt will not come to pass Dickie and if it did where would the British Army get all it's cannon fodder? The Daily Mail readers wouldn't allow that many Nepalese families into their green and pleasant land.
ReplyDeleteAnother round over here Gloria and another couple of them painkillers.
Greengrocer's apostrophe there Drew, second warning.
ReplyDelete*heavy sigh*
ReplyDelete*drew inserts banana's up panda's arse*
ReplyDeleteI was thinking more of ripping the heid aff the bloody panda, Dickie!
ReplyDeleteTop song.
ReplyDeleteDon't rile Drew on a Friday night. With backache.
from a rather good long player SA, not quite as good as Baghdad Batteries but up there.
ReplyDeleteAnybody watch the weller stuff on bbc4?
ReplyDeleteYes simon. The beeb cant get enough of him these days. Expect a 'love in' with Wiggins soon. Was a time in the late 80s when Weller couldnt get a look in.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he's everywhere for sure. He was on the radio with Wiggins just this afternoon funnily enough!
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