If I could play the electric guitar* I wouldn't half mind making a noise like the bloke on this with it.
Hamilton Bohannon - 'Foot Stompin' Music' (1975)
* I did once buy a nice red one from a shop in Tooting; I was thrilled skinny with it, but after six months had only managed five chords. I know, The Ramones only needed three. Maybe I just picked the wrong five.